Paradise

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loserapproaching:

Just look at all of their faces individually

i will never not reblog this ever

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thankuforthecoffee:

A Jew, a straight dude, a stripper, a gay man, a lesbian, a bisexual girl and a genderfluid person walk into a bar

They start to sing

It’s the cast of Rent

(via the-last-centurion)

thefayzqueen:

octoberspirit:

spacewerewolfchanningtatum:

i’m tired of being gay in a straight world. let’s just leave earth. let’s colonize the moon. let’s turn the moon gay.

The true gay agenda…

(via praytothegay)

cosimageekhaus:

vamptapuss:

adamnsight:

Have you ever seen brown eyes in the sun? You don’t always notice it at first but you’ll see that ‘brown’ no longer describes them. They melt into golden rays, circling an eclipse. There’s nothing boring about brown eyes, not even when the later hours encroach; they just turn into a sunset of their own. 

2015: we said we were going to romanticize brown eyes and someone did it

As a person with green/blue eyes, I always found darker eyes more attractive. Hell, all of the girls I ever fell in love with had brown eyes, and I have to say that this description is one of the most accurate ones I have ever seen.

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breakintherain:

fromthewildwood:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

themouseabides:

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

I said many ignorant people nowadays thought ‘Frankenstein’ was the name of the monster, and not of the scientist who created him.
Mary Shelley said, ‘That’s not so ignorant after all. There are two monsters in my story, not one. And one of them, the scientist, is indeed named Frankenstein.’ 

(Kurt Vonnegut)

It makes you want to give Mary Shelley a high five. I’m glad she knew how brilliant she was all along. 

(via soft-puppy-boyfriend)

superwhohannilockpotter:

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

(via damn-permanent-reverie)

Anonymous asked: I stole a snow globe from an airport gift shop when I was 4, and then when I was 6 I found out what stealing was and that it was bad, and i had nightmares about the police coming to get me every night for 3 months until my parents finally brought me to a therapist and he made them buy plane tickets just so that I could return the snow globe that i'd stolen 2 years earlier. The manager thought it was so funny that he sends me snow globes every year on the "steal-iverasary"

heart:

omfg what a story…

coffeeandcursewords:

rootbeersweetheart:

usedtobehmc:

jamesbleach:

onceuponakhaleesi:

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

(via soft-puppy-boyfriend)

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delphinated:

operationfailure:

My friend Maggie, at the young age of 34, just found out she has a twin, and now it’s up to all of us to help her find them!

I love a mystery!

Please share this photo!

This could’ve gone very Orphan Black if they met at a train station

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dragon-in-a-fez:

norjalainenripaleniska:

dan-the-llamaa:

call-me-douchebag:

drsofialamb:

# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

Reblog this because it would piss off Putin. 

I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve reblogged this

Russia is well on track to becoming the weirdest dystopia ever imagined

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secret-tweaker:

love-voodoo-life:

So I started my period during school today and I went to ask my friend for a pad but she didn’t have one. So this junior who had walked into the classroom and heard us, reached into his bag and handed me one. He said “My girlfriend always forgets to bring them so I keep a few around.” 

If that’s not one of the sweetest things I don’t know what is.

and there are guys out there that cover their ears when the word tampon is said

(via diannebxswell)

suchcosima:

clonewriter38:

Because I think that Clone Club should be more worried about Kira than they actually are…

(based off this post)

*season 1 finale sarah voice* KIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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